is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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