We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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