Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
where does the pee come out of this thing
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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