Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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