I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
