The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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