It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I can't put those talents on a resume
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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