i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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