real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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