no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
How does it feel to date your dad?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize