Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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