there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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