The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Randomize