weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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