It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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