Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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