Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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