Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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