one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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