Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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