Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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