Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
