I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
you win again, gameday.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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