I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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