I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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