Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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