Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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