hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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