i think i have herpe
just one?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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