I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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