i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
im on a boat
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