Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That accounts for only three of the penises
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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