you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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