she peed on how many people?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Your cock deserves a montage
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
