Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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