I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
this just has baby written all over it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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