I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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