I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
cat food counts as protein by the way
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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