somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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