but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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