i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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