So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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