I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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