I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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