I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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