hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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