if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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