Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
