Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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