Non-Jews are for practice
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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