so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
