woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Randomize
