I don't think brook has ever known best
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wish you could order shots online.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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